Red Lights – 2012

Psychologist Margaret Matheson and her assistant study paranormal activity, which leads them to investigate a world-renowned psychic who has resurfaced years after his toughest critic mysteriously passed away.

DirectedRodrigo Cortés

StarsSigourney WeaverRobert De Niro and Cillian Murphy

What we think: Rodrigo Cortés managed to deliver tension for ninety minutes inside a six-foot box with Buried, here on a much bigger canvas he doesn’t take that same opportunity.

Margaret Matheson (Weaver) and Tom Buckley (Murphy) a psychologist and physicist respectively, team up on a regular basis to debunk and investigate potential paranormal activity, all of which are proved fraudulent.

When Simon Silver (De Niro) a world famous blind psychic turns up after a rather long lay off, suspicions are raised if he is actually genuine. Against the strong reservations of Matheson, Buckley pursues to uncover the truth.

The opening of the film which sees the pair keep careful watch over a seance in progress is an early highlight as Cortés sets the mood with bangs and raising tables making it a jolting start. However its there that the film seems to take a slight decline.

It seems to move into more of a scientific approach leaving behind any major scares.

After Matheson and Buckley, complete with enough technical kit to uncover even the most top secret of clandestine discussions, defraud another psychic, Palladino (Leonardo Sbaraglia) it paves the way for Buckley to really have a go at doing the same to Silver.

The cast are decent enough, Weaver is used to playing strong willed characters, but here she seems withdrawn and nervous portraying a much weaker personality hiding behind her comatose son, a back story merely touched on.

Murphy carries himself well throughout and De Niro, while powerful in certain scenes, just appears to be turning up to take a pay cheque. As for Elizabeth Olsen she offered little to nothing throughout the proceedings.

With Buried  Cortés simply directed, here he does it all including writing the script and editing, which was probably his biggest mistake. Handing that role to someone else might have cut through some of the dullness and injected it with real edge of your seat terror.

Described on the poster as ‘this year’s Sixth Sense’ it lacks any major scares credible to that of M. Night Shyamalan, and the twist is drawn out to the last possible second. If you were eagle eyed enough to spot it, then well done, or maybe you’re just psychic.

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Rating: (3/5)

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The Killer Elite – 2011

When his mentor is taken captive, a retired member of Britain’s Elite Special Air Service is forced into action. His mission: kill three assassins dispatched by their cunning leader.

DirectedGary McKendry

StarsJason StathamClive Owen and Robert De Niro

What we think: Just another mindless Statham master-class of ass kicking? Think again people, this one is a whole different ball game, and one that sets this easily one of the Stath’s best to date.

Paired along side Robert De Niro would be an honour in itself for any actor and the rapport between the two was like they had been life long friends.

Despite De Niro’s relatively smallish part he still gets his moment in the lime light, and makes the most of the opportunity, with a few witty pieces of dialogue thrown in, we all know he can handle an automatic weapon.

This is all about Danny (Statham) and his group of deadly assasins, Davies, played by Prison Break’s Dominic Purcell and Meier (Aden Young) who set out to take down three former SAS soldiers who are alleged to have killed a dying Sheik’s three sons. All this in return for the release of Hunter, simply put “You do this job, or Hunter’s a dead man.”

Set in the 80s it gives the film a real retro feel to it, and the action is balls and all, there is no CGI here. From an opening sequence centred on a assassination attempt to close hand to hand combat, director McKendry goes a little Bourne-esque with his sharp direction and tight camera shots.

Clive Owen sporting the film’s dodgiest tash is ultra slick and uber cool as the dogsbody of a secret society called The Feathermen which is actually a book by Ranulph Fiennes to which the film is based. Why The Feathermen? Because they have the lightest touch, apt really when Owen goes about his business heavy handed.

De Niro and Statham as ex special ops

It’s more than just an action film though, its part drama part spy thriller. The script is extremely well written with intricate characters that you can care about, rather than go to watch kick the shit out of each other.

The film does jump from a variety of locations, from the Middle East to London to Paris to the outback bush of Australia, it can be hard to follow and keep up with just where they are. But a close eye will leave no confusion whatsoever.

It’s a great debut feature from McKendry and will do his stock no harm at all, and for Statham fans this one has got a bit more meat on it to chew through.

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Rating: (4/5)

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Stone – 2010

A convicted arsonist looks to manipulate a parole officer into a plan to secure his parole by placing his beautiful wife in the lawman’s path.

DirectedJohn Curran

StarsEdward NortonMilla Jovovich and Robert De Niro

What we think: Ed Norton has been in prison before, the first time was in his debut feature performance opposite Richard Gere in Primal Fear. There Norton was a seemingly innocent stuttering kid who [spoiler alert] turned out to be something far sinister.

A bit later and he was back inside again (or out), this time as a Nazi skinhead who has a turn of conscience in American History X, which was another great performance.

In Stone he’s like a combination of the two past characters, he starts out with a rough natured couldn’t give a fuck streak but turns into something much more softer as he gains a grasp on religion…or is it all an elaborate charade.

The thing that will no doubt attract you to this film is the lead characters, Norton and De Niro back together for the first time since The Score, it’s a seemingly mouth watering combination. What you get is both actors only showing shades of their brilliance leaving a supporting cast with almost no talent to pick up the pieces.

For want of another word its, well, boring. As thrillers’ go it lacks everything from a decent script to a plot that doesn’t really know where its going half the time. Up for parole, Stone (Norton) is desperate for release and to be reuninted with his wife Lucetta (Jovovich).

The only thing standing in his way is parole officer Jack Mabry who is certainly not the saint he makes out as the opening of the film shows. He’s clearly stuck in a loveless marriage and faces his own demons from past to present, some of which he is having trouble running away from.

Supporting acting legends such as these would require someone with immense talent, sadly, and not through any fault of her own  Milla Jovovich has to fill those shoes.

She does her best as a conniving femme fatale tasked with softening up Jack to allow him to drop his guard long enough that his emotions will rule his head and sign Stone off for release.

With a third act that should be building up to a big pay day, it can only deliver on a whimper and as Stone slopes off into the night we as an audince feel cheated that we were going to get something far better than this.

A film that went straight to DVD shows all the true hallmarks that make it just that, and with a headline pairing such as these two its a massive disappointment.

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Rating: (2/5)

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Jason Statham is back once again and this time he’s up against Clive Owen, complete with dodgy tash.

Statham plays Danny Bryce a retired member of Britain’s Elite Special Air Service who makes a return to rescue his mentor, Hunter (Robert De Niro) and take down bad guy Spike (Clive Owen) while seeing off a number of deadly assassins.

It’s what the Stath does best really so there is no arguing that its not going to be balls-to-the-wall action, which will hopefully deliver a credible plot as well.

It’s director Gary McKendry’s debut feature so the jury will be out on this one until the final punch is thrown. No release date has been set yet, check back soon for more news.

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Machete – 2010

After being set-up and betrayed by the man who hired him to assassinate a Texas Senator, an ex-Federale launches a brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss.

DirectedEthan ManiquisRobert Rodriguez

StarsDanny TrejoMichelle Rodriguez and Robert De Niro

What we think: A blood splattered opening is what greets us in this gritty urban revenge flick. A character that originally starred in a fake trailer showcased during the Grindhouse double bill, Machete now gets its own full length feature and perhaps not a moment to soon.

With Danny Trejo in a lead role for what must be the first time, he plays an ex-federale on a mission of revenge aided by a colourful array of characters that includes Cheech MarinJessica Alba and Lindsay Lohan.

After chopping up and hacking his way a bunch of goons to help save a missing girl held captive by the ruthless drug lord Torrez (a still fat Steven Seagal), he’s then witness to his wifes brutal murder and things are not going to get any better for him.

Move ahead three years and Machete is making his way as a labourer along with all the other boarder jumpers, but when an offer to take out Senator John McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) goes wrong Machete is out to punish those that double crossed him in a multitude of elaborate and blood gushing ways. We’re pretty sure we’ve never seen anyone’s intestines used like that before, but what a unique and original method.

Quite simply put, its as violent you could imagine, with more knife skills than an instructional cooking video and guns a plenty…oh and even a crucifixion.

But what more would you expect from Rodriguez? Despite Trejo mumbling his way through his lines from time to time, the other cast do a fantastic job of carrying the film through.

With Lindsay Lohan as a drug addicted siren, a stereotype that may be a little to close to home and Don Johnson as a somewhat racist law enforcement officer with an itchy trigger finger you can see that the characters are in keeping with Rodriguez’s style.

Plenty to smile about and some great action set pieces, it might not have done enough to warrant a sequel but as another one of  Rodriguez’s cult classics it is well up there!

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Rating: (3.5/5)

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