Drive Angry – 2011

A vengeful father escapes from hell and chases after the men who killed his daughter and kidnapped his granddaughter. Directed: Patrick Lussier Stars: Nicolas Cage, Amber Heard and William Fichtner What we think: The only thing going for this piece of red necked, muscle car mayhem was that it was shot in 3D, and maybe the inclusion of Amber Heard. [...]

John Carpenter’s The Ward – 2011

A thriller centered on an institutionalized young woman who becomes terrorized by a ghost. Directed: John Carpenter Stars: Lyndsy Fonseca, Amber Heard and Danielle Panabaker What we think: He’s back, John Carpenter returns to his first feature in almost ten years with a simple yet (hopefully) effective ghost story. I’ve always admired Carpenter for the way he [...]

The Stepfather – 2009

Here we go again with another Hollywood remake, The Stepfather once a 1987 classic starring none other than Terry O’Quinn (Lost’s Locke) gets a 21st century make over, badly. The plot is still very much the same with sociopath Dylan Walsh looking for the perfect family and getting very upset when it doesn’t go according to plan. The [...]

All the Boys Love Mandy Lane – 2006

Here we go again, another group of horny teenagers boozed up head to a desolate ranch to be picked off one by one until a rather all too predictable ending finished proceedings, thank god! All The Boys Love Mandy Lane is not a lot different from any other run of the mill horror. It follows [...]

The Joneses – 2009

From the fairly bland title to the beautiful people that make up the cast to the cheesy tagline (“The family you can’t catch up with”), more or less everything in ‘The Joneses’ screams of your usual chick flick. Except when you actually sit down to watch it, you find out it is anything but. It [...]