Alex Cross – 2012

alex cross posterA homicide detective is pushed to the brink of his moral and physical limits as he tangles with a ferociously skilled serial killer who specializes in torture and pain.

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What we think: Whoever decided not to recast Morgan Freeman as Alex Cross should be fired on the spot.

Freeman whose played the character twice already in the very good Kiss the Girls and the abject Along Came a Spider would have surely been the front runner here.

Instead they chose Tyler Perry, someone whose more famous for cross (no pun intended) dressing into the character Aunt Madea, alarm bells should have been ringing?

Alex Cross is loosely based on the novel written by James Patterson and focusses on the Detective come Dr as he goes head to head with a venomous serial killer called Picasso (Matthew Fox) who specializes in torture and pain.

Fox is practically unrecognizable as the softly spoken and all over nice guy Jack we were so used to seeing in Lost, here he’s a shaven headed psychopath with an exceptional physique.

Led again into false sense of security with a trailer that actually promised the goods yet delivered on little, I should have paid more attention to the reviews.

To say this film was miscast is an understatement, no one looked comfortable in their roles least of all Perry or Fox, even when the pair have their phone call tradeoffs it lacks in any grittiness you’d expect from a taunting killer.

Freeman brought a sense of depth to the character who given a decent writer and director would make for potentially a solid thriller.

Perry almost didn’t know what to do, maybe he’d have done a better job back in his trademark dress?

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The story is disjointed, Fox’s Picasso runs about killing people and dismembering digits, and then has time to stop and compose some art and do pull ups. Meanwhile, and I have no idea why, the great Jean Reno turns up as some kind of shady, rich business mogul.

With a script from Marc Moss who was also responsible for Along Came a Spider, (those alarm bells should have been going off once again) and directed by Rob Cohen it unfortunately falls flat in almost every area.

Alex Cross is so full of plot holes you could have strained your pasta through it, an opening scene which just barely introduced the main characters and a serial killer who just doesn’t get dug into deep enough to even give a shit.

Let’s face it, how we can be left thinking that Perry could take down Fox with one arm after Fox dispatches an MMA fighter with relative ease at the start of the film?

Perry’s family moments felt like an episode of the Cosby show without the laughs, with Grandma Cross the most annoying of the bunch. When Perry is called upon for some proper acting he’s left wanting.

It’s a rather dull film, littered with inconsistencies and a disastrous script. If the character is ever called on again let’s hope that it falls into better hands.

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Animal Kingdom – 2011

animal kingdom posterTells the story of seventeen year-old J (Josh) as he navigates his survival amongst an explosive criminal family and the detective who thinks he can save him.

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What we think: Animal Kingdom can join a very successful long line of Australian films to pack a heavy handed punch to its audience.

Such films as Chopper, The Boys and Romper Stomper all hailed Aussie filmmaking as being up there with the best of them, you only have to look at the amount of talent that have gone on to bigger things.

Set in urban Melbourne during the mid-1980s Animal Kingdom is a hard look at one criminal family and the young boy they look to devour after his mum dies of a drug overdose.

With nowhere to go J has no choice but to live with his Grandmother, Janine ‘Smurf’ Cody, whose deep sense of loyalty for her family particularly her three sons is unquestionable.

New comer James Frecheville takes the role of J, he’s innocent and naive to the world and is manipulated by the Cody family at every given opportunity.

The acting is sublime, masterfully lead by Ben Mendelsohn’s psycho, a bank robber in hiding he wages a war against the police after an incident leaves him with no alternative to retaliate.

He pulls in the help of his two other brothers, lose cannon Craig () and youngest sibling Darren () as well as J.

It’s the series of events leading up to and after it that turn the film on its head, with J in deep with no obvious way to get out it’s up to Guy Pearce’s local Detective to break the shackles.

It’s feels like you’re immersed as part of the Australian mafia where the law is simple, protect your own at all costs and if one waivers then they’ll be dealt with accordingly.

This is a film that is stripped back to reveal the acting, some may find it dull and have a desperate need for it to get moving, but when it does boy does it move.

Animal Kingdom has a great deal of shock value, but most of it does not stem from violence. Most shocking of all is Janine, the matriarch of the family who goes about her business with a smile.

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Underneath she’s cold and calculating, never one to raise her voice but she acts as the voice of calm and reason. Jacki Weaver was more than deserving of her Oscar nomination for best supporting actress here.

As the title suggests the film plays on the hierarchy of the Cody family, the pecking order within it. Starting from the bottom and working up towards the top, the characters portray a kind of Darwinian nature.

If you give it the time Animal Kingdom will give you the rewards, it’s a drama at its finest and the film should be embraced for that. Director David Michôd has assembled an explosive cast who all stand out in some way.

If there was ever a time that the expression “kill or be killed” was more apparent in the context of a film then this is the one to do so, with a conclusion that’s expected this is one to make sure you don’t miss.

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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter – 2012

abe vampire hunterAbraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States, discovers vampires are planning to take over the United States. He makes it his mission to eliminate them.

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What we think: Of all the absurd film titles this has to be right up there with the best of them, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is hardly going to set pulses racing, but if you want something that you can tune into and lose yourself with then this has to be it.

Directed by Timur Bekmambetov (Wanted) the film intially focusses on the early life of one Abraham Lincoln (Benjamin Walker) whose mother is killed at the hands of a vampire.

Fueled by revenge he goes out and tries to avenge her death, unsuccessfully at first.

He is then taken under the wing of Henry Sturges (Dominic Cooper) who shows him the proper ways to fight back, in a training montage that makes Rocky’s wood chopping skills look pathetic.

Sturges leaves Lincoln to go off on his own but sends him the names of undead that he has to go out and kill on a regular basis, while trying to hide his nocturnal hobby from those closest to him.

First thing to note with this film is many of the techniques that made Wanted a unique action flick are used considerably throughout, a bit too much for me.

CGI in film should be used sparingly as far as I’m concerned, but when faced with a scene where there is no feasible way you could shoot for real then it’s a perfect solution.

When Lincoln is giving chase to Jack Barts (Marton Csokas) across a stampede of wild horses it provides a great action sequence for which CGI comes into its own.

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In-fact pretty much all the action sequences use this, and with the climactic train sequence proving a highlight to the end of the film it’s not anywhere near enough to make it a standout, you can only hide behind special effects for so long before you’re going to get found out.

There is a pause in proceedings, a chance to catch breath from all that over the top action, as Lincoln puts down his silver coated axe and follows a career in politics looking to abolish slavery as well as vampires. His lifelong friend Will Johnson (Anthony Mackie) also joins him on this quest as his personal Presidential aide.

Of course it turns out that vampires are unable to kill their own as we see from a brief flash back where Dominic Cooper is mindlessly attacked and his beloved taken from him, so he clearly has a motive as well.

It’s all harmless fun, and while the late Abe Lincoln provides some small resemblance to Liam Neeson with a beard (was it only me that thought that) it’s a far fetched and totally ludicrous story that you cannot take too seriously for a minute.

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Argo – 2012

argo posterA dramatization of the 1980 joint CIA-Canadian secret operation to extract six fugitive American diplomatic personnel out of revolutionary Iran.

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What we think: Does making a film based on a true story make it any more endearing to the Oscar big wigs?

Possibly, but one thing is for sure, Ben Affleck’s third film Argo is an outstanding piece of film making with exceptional attention to detail and sense of realism.

In 1979 Iran was overrun by Iranian revolutionaries, these revolutionaries stormed the American embassy taking several Americans hostage.

Six of those managed to escape to the official residence of the Canadian Ambassador where the CIA was eventually ordered to get them out of the country by whatever means necessary.

Led by Tony Mendez (Affleck) a CIA expert in exfiltration he puts together an elaborate plan to go in as a film producer and rescue the six who’ll pose as a film crew on a location hunt for new sci-fi flick, Argo.

Even if this was fiction it would be a pretty daring plan in an environment that was so hostile for its time they’re hanging people by cranes in the street, and women carry machine guns!

In order to make the film seem as real as possible Mendez enlists the help of John Chambers (John Goodman) a Hollywood make-up artist whose helped the CIA out before and film producer Lester Siegel (Alan Arkin).

Between them they put the film into fake production, concoct false identities for the six and set about taking them out directly though the Iranian airport in a daring escape.

Affleck gets the cinematography spot on, creating a grainy perspective for that era and using some real footage as well. It all helps convey the narrative and plot that this was one of the most dangerous missions of its time and one what would live long in CIA and American history.

Goodman and Arkin add a humorous element to the proceedings “if it’s going to be a fake film I want it to be a fake hit” Lester claims when he’s approached about the project. The other side feels like a 70s version of 24 with the political suits in boardrooms arguing about the best way to execute the plan.

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The tension is built slowly with everything climaxing to a pulsating last act which will have your heart pounding and seat gripped. Personally I didn’t endear to any of the six escapees, their stories are not built up enough other than they’re all unsure if they can trust Mendez to get them back on home soil safely.

Argo got the best picture Oscar over a lot of other seemingly worthy nominees, but you couldn’t deny Affleck his moment in the spot light and cementing him as one of the best actor to director transitions.

While the film might not be entirely accurate, Affleck just wants to get to the heart of this espionage thriller and does so while finding a perfect balance between comedy and drama.

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Chernobyl Diaries – 2012

Six tourists hire an extreme tour guide who takes them to the abandoned city Pripyat, the former home to the workers of the Chernobyl nuclear reactor. During their exploration, they soon discover they are not alone.

DirectedBradley Parker

StarsJesse McCartneyJonathan Sadowski and Olivia Dudley

What we think: The problem with the horror genre these days is its becoming far too predictable, you almost spend the majority of the film second guessing the writers as to what is going to happen next.

This is exactly what happened to me when I watched Chernobyl Diaries.

The premise in itself sounded good, a group of tourists/friends travelling the globe decide upon a little bit of extreme tourism and take a venture out to the site of the Chernobyl disaster.

In particular they head to the city of Pripyat which has become a desolate ghost town since its inhabitants had to drop everything and leave in a hurry, something about a nuclear disaster.

The location provides an eerie setting, empty desolate buildings are submerged by overgrown trees giving off a sinister mood. The group, after getting refused entry by the guards take a back road inside, and spend time wandering about. When the van they are travelling in fails to start they have to spend the night and try to locate a way back out.

Oren Peli wrote the screen play, but still seems to be living off the success of his debut chiller Paranormal Activity as he reuses the same horror clichés that we have seen too often in the past.

Children wondering about aimlessly and shadows in the dark are all present in this, as well as a group of humanoids who give off a similar feel to that in The Descent.

That isn’t too say the film doesn’t have its good points (although rare), and there are some brief moments of tension. But the resulting final act in which the remainder of the party run haplessly about being chased by some unwelcome guests is poor. Slamming doors here, screaming there does little to satisfy the imagination.

The ending falls flat but you could see it coming, if only more had been done to elaborate on the back story it might have given the overall plot a bit more credibility. This was Bradley Parker’s debut directorial role after cutting his teeth in visual effects through-out his career.

While he might have done a credible job with some aspects of this film visually, once again he becomes another director in a long line who fail to deliver on tension and suspense.

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